Amanda Abbington ladies and gents.
When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers
SOMEONE TAKE ME TO DISNEY AND HOLD MY HAND AND RIDE ALL THE ROLLER COASTERS WITH ME AND TAKE DUMB PHOTOS AND KISS ME DURING THE FIREWORKS AND EAT ICE CREAM WITH ME AND TELL ME THAT YOUR HEART FLUTTERS JUST AS MUCH AS MINE THE MOMENT YOU WALK THROUGH THE GATES AND…
LETS DO IT NEXT TIME YOURE IN FLORIDA TELL ME AND I WILL SAVE UP SO I CAN GO WITH YOU AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL AN WE CAN DO THE HEART FLUTTERY THING AND HOLD HANDS AND IT WILL BE LOVELY AND FANTASTIC AND PERFECT
yES PLS. I MEAN I PROBS WONT BE IN FLORIDA FOR A HELLA LONG TIME CUZ U KNOW $$ AND DISTANCE BUT MY MUM LOVES DISNEY AND I LOVE YOU LETS WATCH FIREWORKS BB
I LOVE YOU TOO BBY, AND I CAN WAIT THATS OK I DEF GET THE MONEY THING BUT WHEN WE DO GO WE CAN HAVE SO MUCH FUN AND YOU BETTER GIVE ME LOTS OF FIREWORK KISSES AND JUNK
I PROMISE TO GIVE FIREWORK KISSES AND SHARE COTTON CANDY AND RIDE THE SCARIEST OF ROLLER COASTERS W/ U AS LONG AS YOU DO THAT SAME **insert immense heart eyes emoji**
OF COURSE! I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, AND WE HAVE TO SONG ALONG TO DISNEY SONGS TOO AND GET PHOTOS WITH ALL THE PRINCESSES AS WELL💕💕💕💕
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary.
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???
IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’
SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT
SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS
DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.
can i just say that zachary quinto’s eyebrows were scuplted by god himself
if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong
sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye
I NEED ALL OF THEM
let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.
sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot
Here’s the link
And holy fucking shit I’l going through what’s on sale and some of this is super cheap it’s amazing and fucking adorable
10/10 would recommend so far
My favorite clothing website on this planet
Oh hello, 80000th post. I’ll make you something useful
Hey kids, have this handy graphic on AH teams
RAY AND MICHAEL SHOULD BE TEAM RAY-GE QUIT
I thought Ray and Michael were team Better Friends?
im pretty sure they are but idk puns are also a good way to go
Let’s try this out
how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?
people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”
if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:
- tell me
- PLEA S e
Roses are red
Violets are blue
“Just go! Get out here!”
“No. Not without you.”
when people dumb down how smart Tony Stark is, I die inside.